Poll: Things You Would Never Say To a Gangster Movie Character

Results of 415 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Marlon Brando and Salvatore Corsitto in The Godfather (1972)

    

   To Vito Corleone: "I have an offer you can't refuse!"
2. 2.
   

   Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men (2007)

    

   To Anton Chigurh: "***k your coin-toss! Pay your gasoline bill, ugly b**t**d!"
3. 3.
   

   Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, Joseph Bono, John Manca, and Frank Sivero in Goodfellas (1990)

    

   To Tommy DeVito: "You are funny! Like Bozo the Clown! You must be here to amuse me." Suggested by brijeshmarand
4. 4.
   

   Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction (1994)

    

   To Jules Winnfield: "Hi Jules. I'm from Jehova's Witnesses. Would you like to talk with me?"
5. 5.
   

   Joe Pesci and Frank Vincent in Casino (1995)

    

   To Frank Vincent: "This is my ****in' pen, ***hole!"
6. 6.
   

   Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight (2008)

    

   To the Joker: "What's your plan? I got a suggestion!"
7. 7.
   

   Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York (2002)

    

   To Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting: "Please help me establish a vegan day."
8. 8.
   

   Al Pacino in Scarface (1983)

    

   To Tony Montana: "Gina dated a guy called something like Fredo Corleone. He was so nice to her, I think she's gonna marry him."
9. 9.
   

   James Cagney in White Heat (1949)

    

   To Cody Garrett: "Tell your Ma, I was at the Top of the world when you reached there" Suggested by brijeshmarand
10. 10.
    

    Steve Carell in Despicable Me (2010)

     

    To Gru: "I see - You are the good guy!"
11. 11.
    

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    To Marsellus Wallace: "I know what you did in the summer of '94."
12. 12.
    

    Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice (1967)

     

    To Ernst Stavro Blofeld: "Oh fine, another cat-slave!"
13. 13.
    

    Alan Rickman in Die Hard (1988)

     

    To Hans Gruber: "Our insurance inserted a clause to not stockpile more worth than $5000 in our safe."
14. 14.
    

    Jude Law in Road to Perdition (2002)

     

    To Maguire: "I'm still living, please call the medics!"
15. 15.
    

    Robert De Niro and George S. Spataro in The Untouchables (1987)

     

    To Al Capone: "Please tell me the way to the AAs."
16. 16.
    

    Ronny Cox and Miguel Ferrer in RoboCop (1987)

     

    To Jones: "Kiss me, stupid!"
17. 17.
    

    Jack Nicholson in The Departed (2006)

     

    To Frank Costello: "You are! You are!"
18. 18.
    

    Jason Statham in Crank (2006)

     

    To Chev Chelios: "Slow down Chev, life is too short to waste. Try some opiates."
19. 19.
    

    Vin Diesel in Find Me Guilty (2006)

     

    To Jackie DiNorscio: "You're a plain liar!"