"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't kno…
"I don't know enough to be incompetent." from: Shadows and Fog (1991)
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#12
"I was thrown out of NYU [New York University] for cheating on my Metaphysics final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." from: Annie Hall (1977)
"Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing’s gotta be the worst *beep* job in the world." from: Deconstructing Harry (1997)
"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse." from: Take the Money and Run (1969)
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark." from: Annie Hall (1977)
"I took one course in existential philosophy at New York University and on the final they gave me ten questions. I couldn't answer a single one of 'em. You know? I left ’em all blank... I got a h…
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Jennifer Tilly as Olive with director Woody Allen
"Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone." from: Love and Death (1975)
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#18
"I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials." from: Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
"I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light." from: Annie Hall (1977)
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Woody Allen & Helen Hunt star
"I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't." from: The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)
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DON KEEFER with WOODY ALLEN in SLEEPER (on screen - Howard Cosell)
Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Miles Monroe: Two hundred and four, if you count my marriage
from: Sleeper (1973)
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