Review of Manos: The Hands of Fate

MOTHER OF GOD!! If the fact that people actually took the time to MAKE this film is not enough to disturb you greatly, I don't know what would be. Oh, wait, yes I do! THE FILM ITSELF!! Don't worry, I won't ruin this movie for you (too late, it's already ruined itself!). Here's a quick summary: family gets lost, drives by a whole lot of farms, stupidly elects to room with a guy named Torgo--who makes the people who hold animated conversations with the air look normal--in a house which apparently only has three rooms (none of which is a bathroom, by the way) where weird stuff is transpiring. As one of the bots observes--if you are fortunate enough to view this movie with the assistance of MST3K--there seems to be only ONE reason why this movie was made. (Hint: it involves women.) To sum up: I will never get those two hours I spent viewing this movie back. At the time, though, it was good for a laugh. Be sure to check out the cast bios on this one. Bots said it best: "Starring...NO ONE!!!"