Here's some great lines I remember: (cars zooming in background) "How the heck are any of those kids supposed to study with hall of that noise." "She's not a part of this family,
so she shouldn't be allowed to speak." "He needed someone else to salt up his rumproast." "Now between 9-5, I'm the boss. But what about 5-9? -- "I am."
Granted, these lines weren't verbatim, but this just gives you a firm grasp of the stupidity and camp that was involved in this film. all the while putting down race car driving, The Gift of the Magi, Miracle of 34th Street and poor Alice, this movie just happened to put down just about everyone. It was so bad, it was funny. The mom is completely oblivious to everyone's problems, long-term problems are solved over a span of seconds, the kids are stupid, everyone simultaneously had bad hair, Greg had a bad one-piece pajama set that wreaked of campiness, the random flashbacks, the stupid music, and of course, Mr. Brady coming out of collapsed building without a scratch. If this doesn't make you want to see this piece of garbage, then you must be a soulless person with no sense of appreciation for the worst films imagined.
so she shouldn't be allowed to speak." "He needed someone else to salt up his rumproast." "Now between 9-5, I'm the boss. But what about 5-9? -- "I am."
Granted, these lines weren't verbatim, but this just gives you a firm grasp of the stupidity and camp that was involved in this film. all the while putting down race car driving, The Gift of the Magi, Miracle of 34th Street and poor Alice, this movie just happened to put down just about everyone. It was so bad, it was funny. The mom is completely oblivious to everyone's problems, long-term problems are solved over a span of seconds, the kids are stupid, everyone simultaneously had bad hair, Greg had a bad one-piece pajama set that wreaked of campiness, the random flashbacks, the stupid music, and of course, Mr. Brady coming out of collapsed building without a scratch. If this doesn't make you want to see this piece of garbage, then you must be a soulless person with no sense of appreciation for the worst films imagined.