Review of The Convent

I wanted to like this film so much. It was directed and played

by many of my countrymen (Portuguese), but alas it is a turkey.

I'm a big fan of Malkovich and Deneuve is ever so easy on the

eyes, yet this movie is so poetic(?) that you don't really know

what is going on. And the ending? I must have fallen asleep in

one too many film crit classes, just like I did during this

video.