Dumb, dumb, snake flick, where the only think more reptilian than the badly CGI-ed snake (It looked like a cut&paste from Anaconda: the Playstation Game) is Jon Voight, giving a performance so hammy, you'd expect "Hormmel" to be tattooed on him. The rest of the cast sleepwalks through their role (literally, in Eric Stolz case. Although that ends up being aborted subplot #156 in this movie so never mind.) J-Lo, Owen Wilson, and Kari Wuhehr all end up giving their standard poorly acted performance, while Ice Cube plays himself (the "hip brotha" once again. TONS of goofs and inconsistencies for "spot the mistake" fans (But imagine how tourism would increase in the Amazon Rain Forrest in people knew it contained a waterfall that could somehow go up) And don't forget about the scene where Jon Voight gives the phrase "winking at the audience" a whole new meaning. That just some of the terrible directing and corny dialogue contained in this silly snake movie.
Oh yeah, there are scenes where the fakey-looking snake vomits it's dinner back. After seeing this crap, I'd felt like doing the same too. 1 star out of 10.
Oh yeah, there are scenes where the fakey-looking snake vomits it's dinner back. After seeing this crap, I'd felt like doing the same too. 1 star out of 10.