Review of The Killer Eye

1/10
Something worse than "Mom & Dad Save the Universe"
28 February 2000
Ugh! I didn't think there could be anything worse than "Mom & Dad...etc..." but I was wrong. At 4:30 am last night I watched "The Killer Eye". It has all the plot and production values of a porn film and the resemblance doesn't end there with the sex, sexuality, sexual references and interspecies sex practiced in this movie.

Good science fiction incorporates science--there was none in this movie; good science fiction either relies on the scientifically plausible or gets the viewer to suspend his/her sense of disbelief. This movie does neither.

There are three or four nice looking bodies running around in this movie, but none of them dares call him- her- self an actor/actress, because they all acted at the porn star level too, with dialog that is only slightly more wordy than a porn script and about as eloquent.

Special effects you ask? AH, this movie makes use of about two--the massive eye thing that resembles the $2 special effects of Flash Gordon and Dr. Who (and this movie uses this prop far less deftly than those two classics used their props) and electric shocks that emanate from the very phallic digit of this eyeball creature which is always hitting some female nipple. Oh yes, I guess there's also the green phosphorescent beam that the eye sends into men's eyes before it sucks their brains out by way of their eyesocket.

This movie looks like it came out of somebody's basement and it should be put back there at once!
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