God.. Where to do I start?
I used to Play D&D and AD&D as a younger soul, seeing the DVD cover in a bargain bin marked $9.95 AUD I thought hmm.. Risk it..
I shouldn't have, Whist I dont rubbish alot of films and I dont have high expectations of any film, at $9.95 even I felt ripped off by this waste of film... I'd feel insulted to let my cup of instant coffee rest on the D&D DVD as a coaster!
With acting from one of my favorite actors, Jeremy Irons making me wonder if he was a CGI generated model cause none of his excellent acting abilities were used in this production.
Scenes were colourful, The constant shrieking of Marlon Wayans irritated me so much that when his character died in the film, I felt releif - not remorse!
If movie houses put up money for stuff of this quality, and they can get actors like Jeremy Irons to perform in a movie as bad as this - maybe i should turn my hand to writing films.
I certainly couldn't create anything as piss poor as this.
0 out of 100 - I want my $9.95 back!
I used to Play D&D and AD&D as a younger soul, seeing the DVD cover in a bargain bin marked $9.95 AUD I thought hmm.. Risk it..
I shouldn't have, Whist I dont rubbish alot of films and I dont have high expectations of any film, at $9.95 even I felt ripped off by this waste of film... I'd feel insulted to let my cup of instant coffee rest on the D&D DVD as a coaster!
With acting from one of my favorite actors, Jeremy Irons making me wonder if he was a CGI generated model cause none of his excellent acting abilities were used in this production.
Scenes were colourful, The constant shrieking of Marlon Wayans irritated me so much that when his character died in the film, I felt releif - not remorse!
If movie houses put up money for stuff of this quality, and they can get actors like Jeremy Irons to perform in a movie as bad as this - maybe i should turn my hand to writing films.
I certainly couldn't create anything as piss poor as this.
0 out of 100 - I want my $9.95 back!