This movie fails on every single level it strives to attain. I just rented this sucker, trying to see if I could find a high-quality T&A flick in the tradition of "Porky's" and "Hardbodies." Disappointment does not begin to measure how I feel about this movie.
First off, the "plot" is too ridiculous for words. The movie starts as a blatant rip-off of "Caddyshack" and quickly proceeds downhill. Not that you rent this movie for plot -- you rent it for hooters and, ideally, a good simulated sex scene or two.
This movie does have some quality D-cups, although a couple of the most promising sets remain covered the entire flick. The highlight of the flick is the willingness of the blonde physics student to reveal her assets at the various points where the plot is going absolutely nowhere. (Incidentally, the one good joke in the flick puts this bimbo on a college campus reading a heavy text called, "The Law of Physics" -- there's just one?)But the flaw is in the execution -- she could have gone bareback so much more! After you've seen a babe take it all off, why have include scenes where she dramatically strips down to her bathing suit? Chests like hers are the reason we rent the movie -- don't scrimp.
The most ludicrous part of this movie is the scheme for saving the bad golf course -- a nude cart wash. Apparently, this golf course just happened to have a spare car wash lying around, perfectly equipped for buxom babes to get the customers into a high lather. I've been to dozens of golf courses -- these don't exist. Why not just make another car wash movie? Why was this set at a golf course? Just groan and bear it.
The most frustrating part of the flick is the lack of "romance." We get to see the babes pose, dance, and flirt, but we don't get to see any of the lucky guys become so. It's a guilty pleasure, but guys rent flicks like this to see average guys bag colossal babes. This movie doesn't let us witness the crowning effort of these movies.
A great sin. Don't rent the movie -- go to your neighborhood hot oil wrestling bar instead.
First off, the "plot" is too ridiculous for words. The movie starts as a blatant rip-off of "Caddyshack" and quickly proceeds downhill. Not that you rent this movie for plot -- you rent it for hooters and, ideally, a good simulated sex scene or two.
This movie does have some quality D-cups, although a couple of the most promising sets remain covered the entire flick. The highlight of the flick is the willingness of the blonde physics student to reveal her assets at the various points where the plot is going absolutely nowhere. (Incidentally, the one good joke in the flick puts this bimbo on a college campus reading a heavy text called, "The Law of Physics" -- there's just one?)But the flaw is in the execution -- she could have gone bareback so much more! After you've seen a babe take it all off, why have include scenes where she dramatically strips down to her bathing suit? Chests like hers are the reason we rent the movie -- don't scrimp.
The most ludicrous part of this movie is the scheme for saving the bad golf course -- a nude cart wash. Apparently, this golf course just happened to have a spare car wash lying around, perfectly equipped for buxom babes to get the customers into a high lather. I've been to dozens of golf courses -- these don't exist. Why not just make another car wash movie? Why was this set at a golf course? Just groan and bear it.
The most frustrating part of the flick is the lack of "romance." We get to see the babes pose, dance, and flirt, but we don't get to see any of the lucky guys become so. It's a guilty pleasure, but guys rent flicks like this to see average guys bag colossal babes. This movie doesn't let us witness the crowning effort of these movies.
A great sin. Don't rent the movie -- go to your neighborhood hot oil wrestling bar instead.