I'm in a car with very young kids. I'll save you the details, but I don't really have much say. These kids are between ten and seventeen years younger than me. There's a tv with a dvd player inside and we end up watching "The Princess Diaries." I don't like Julia Roberts, I don't like the new generation of brainless Disney films, and Garry Marshall generally doesn't do much for me. Also, the previews for this film made me want to slit my wrists against the plastic armrests. So we finally arrive after only watching an hour of the movie. This would seem to be merciful except for one disturbing fact: I wanted to watch the rest. What the (insert expletive that IMDB won't allow) is wrong with me? I get bored watching "I Spit on Your Grave" but here I want to know the end of a movie about a f**king princess?
This movie's all good and stuff. I hate it but it works. I don't know, it just doesn't suck. I mean, it does, it's terrible. I can't wait for the sequel though (they better still make it).
Oh God, why?
This movie's all good and stuff. I hate it but it works. I don't know, it just doesn't suck. I mean, it does, it's terrible. I can't wait for the sequel though (they better still make it).
Oh God, why?