Enough of reviewing artsy-fartsy films - I'm going to review Scary Movie 3! Here goes. The writers for this thing tried real hard to make me laugh, and in some cases I did. The only problem was that I laughed the hardest at the first scene (with Pam Anderson, which was hilarious) but it all went downhill from there. Charlie Sheen is usually great in anything funny, but it seems that in this film he is just trying to stay afloat with the weak material the writers are giving him. Still, some of his scenes were funny. The scene at the wake was both funny and disturbing in its outrageousness, but that little kid was just creepy and annoying. I wish that Darryl Hammond had more screen time, because his perverted priest was a great character. Leslie Neilson provides nostalgia - poking his head in the door to tell everyone 'good luck, we're all counting on you'. Kids probably won't understand what that's from. The cameo's from such black musicians like Master P and Macy Gray were unexpected. Send my regards to their bitches and ho's. To sum things up - first 20 minutes = funny, the rest, not so funny.
Review of Scary Movie 3
