El Chupacabra (2003 Video)
This movie sucks so good.
31 October 2003
I rented El Chupacabra over the weekend with one of my friends thinking it would probably suck because it was a straight to video horror movie but i rented it anyways cuz the chupacabra is one of my favorite pieces of mexican folklore (and i don't think a movie about lachusa would be very exciting). First off, this movie featured TREACH from friggin' NAUGHTY BY NATURE. What the hell is that all about? The movie had the worst acting i've ever seen and all they're little "facts" about the chupacabra were screwed up. Mostly everything that happened, happened for no apparent reason and, oh yeah, it sucked.

But...

This movie's EXTREME suckiness is actually what makes this movie pretty entertaining. I rented Run Ronnie Run (the mr. show movie). That was friggin' hilarious. But el chupacabra made me laugh quite a bit more. What i'm saying is if you like to watch really cheesy horror movies with your friends (which i do)and make fun of them and laugh about it, then this movie is for you and is awesome. If you like to watch horror movies and get scared s***less or see something at least sensible then you will hate this movie and pray for the death of yourself and your family if you see this piece of crap. I LOVE HOW MUCH THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
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