1/10
Uuuh...i'm sorry, what?
31 October 2004
This has got to be one of the worst movies in the history of horror films...no, not because its a movie that dares to bear the title of 'Halloween' and not have Michael Meyers, even though that in itself is blasphemy, but because the movie itself is just ridiculous.

An evil super-company makes halloween masks...except they aren't just maks...on halloween they air a special program that makes kids' heads turn into BUGS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SO SCARY! So without any motivation or reason behind it, we have this evil company turning kid's heads into insects and one doctor trying to stop it. To top it all off, the super mega evil company has released a commercial on television getting kids to buy their masks!! "Boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-boingy-8 more days til halloween! blah blah blah!" So we get treated to a commercial with a retarded kid shaking his head back and forth to the music when one of the evil bug masks comes on him, and the doctor goes to a small town where the super-mega-evil-corporation has its HQ to stop them. He fails. Kids' heads turn into bugs. Movie sucks. The end.

Why this movie bears the title of 'Halloween' I will never know...it has nothing to do with the previous 2 films, or any of the following sequels. Its ridiculous, the acting is terrible, the scenes are amateurish....this is just one of the worst movies i've seen in quite a long time. This movie is blasphemy, and should be completely ignored.
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