Garzey's Wing (1996– )
Stupid, Stupid, Stupid.
11 December 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Minor Spoilers

Basically this movie is about a Japanese kid who gets whisked off to another world called Byston Well. There he can grow freaking wings from his feet and thus becomes the savior of a tribe of refugees. I've only seen the English dub of this film but it's so terrible that it could set cartoon voice acting back twenty years. As the film progresses the voice acting seems to get worse and none of the actors seem to be able to to project the slightest bit of emotion. It also sounds like everyone of them is trying to slowly pronounce each syllable of every word. It reminds me of the old days of anime dubbing when they needed another voice so they would run out into the hallway and have the first secretary or mail room clerk they saw come in and record lines of dialog. The dialog doesn't help to forward the story in anyway and some of the lines are so ridiculous you will actually find yourself shouting out loud "What does that mean?". One example is when one character says something about convenience the other character's response is "If you did have a convenience store I would live with you." WTF!!! This is a movie that features an 8 foot tall ninja named Towelrod and if that isn't enough to keep you away then prepare yourself for one of the most confusing annoying cinematic experiences you will ever have cause this film plain sucks.
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