Review of Kickboxer from Hell

White guys wearing burlap sacks with blue and white stripes on their faces chase a girl through the forest with axes and machetes. They just happen to run into a champion kickboxer practicing, and so everybody fights. It turns out the girl is a nun that "The Devil's Disciples" want to sacrifice to Lucifer. Switch to the other movie stuck in here: A newly married couple's (Mr. And Mrs. Ho- seriously!) house is haunted by the man's dead first wife. Back to the Satan worshipers: We meet the evil leader, whose face is painted like a cross between a poor-man's Gene Simmons and The Joker from Batman. Hilarious obscenities follow. Back to the haunted house: The ghost of the dead wife is for some reason eating watermelon. Then she say the most horrific thing as she turn in slow motion: Want some watermelon?' The maid screams, the ghost laughs with her mouth dripping with watermelon juice. Pretty spooky, eh? Oh yeah, the "kickboxer from hell" is a gay-looking blonde guy with sunglasses and an earring. The movie does drag a bit with the newlyweds' haunted house story, but stick with the movie, it's worth it! The end fight scene with sledgehammers in the room with skull wax candles is quite a hoot. This utterly ridiculous nonsense must be seen to be believed.