The Bear (1988)
3/10
I thought it might be an OK movie at first, but then I got through the commercials
13 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
OK, to start with, let me say that I'm sure that this movie had some really "cute" parts in it. But there are things in it that are almost UN-Bear-able here they are 1.the dumb little bear sounds that the little bear makes (definitly fake) 2.the fact that the producers included the little bear's dreams... seriously 3.the fact that the old bear gets a girlfriend about halfway through the film and they go off and do it in the woods while the little bear watches. this part was unnecessary and for a moment i thought the producers would dub in porn music... it was close 4.after the little bear watches the old bear and his girlfriend do it in the woods, the little bear goes off and eats

mushrooms, and yes, the producers meant it this way, they specifically included a little bear "trip" where the mushroom he ate goes all Technicolor and floats around, eventually morphing into a Technicolor butterfly.

I first watched this as a little kid and did not pick up on all of these things, but recently watched it again and thought up a better title for it then just "the bear" how bout' "the noisy, drug-addicted, completely fake-acting porn star bear"
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