This movie doesn't fail to break any age-old Hollywood barriers, such as decent plot construction, acting ability, or creativity. For instance, the entire movie, all 66 minutes of it (which feels like at least several weeks), consists of nothing but a build up to a climax that fails to actually happen, and can be seen from a mile away. Plus, the DVD includes a 45- second preview that outlines THE WHOLE MOVIE. INCLUDING THE END.
But have no fear. You'll have buckets of fun watching magical disappearing gravestones (and other props), candles that light entire rooms with a power greater than the sun, and trees that grow nicely pre-cut roses on their branches.
Also of note, all the actors are at least 15 years too old to be in college. One guy in particular looks like he's literally 55 years old (watch out for him -- he's wearing a light-colored sport coat).
This movie also features the most sober bacchanalian festival ever. Like, there's no alcohol, just ambiguous soda. And fat characters that drink at least 10 glasses of it at the hoppin' "State University" cafeteria. These guys will eat anything the waitress brings them. For instance, at one point they order two raspberry sodas. Next scene, the waitress brings a bunch of a coffee and some cake. They eat it anyway. They also don't make out. Instead, they eat hot dogs at the same time.
Oh! And be sure not to miss the SWIMSUIT CONTEST, being judged by the school's professors. It's titillating. Seriously, you could poke an eye out.
In the end, watch this movie. With your friends. Not alone. Ever.
But have no fear. You'll have buckets of fun watching magical disappearing gravestones (and other props), candles that light entire rooms with a power greater than the sun, and trees that grow nicely pre-cut roses on their branches.
Also of note, all the actors are at least 15 years too old to be in college. One guy in particular looks like he's literally 55 years old (watch out for him -- he's wearing a light-colored sport coat).
This movie also features the most sober bacchanalian festival ever. Like, there's no alcohol, just ambiguous soda. And fat characters that drink at least 10 glasses of it at the hoppin' "State University" cafeteria. These guys will eat anything the waitress brings them. For instance, at one point they order two raspberry sodas. Next scene, the waitress brings a bunch of a coffee and some cake. They eat it anyway. They also don't make out. Instead, they eat hot dogs at the same time.
Oh! And be sure not to miss the SWIMSUIT CONTEST, being judged by the school's professors. It's titillating. Seriously, you could poke an eye out.
In the end, watch this movie. With your friends. Not alone. Ever.