Review of Ten

Ten (2005)
1/10
What cr*p was that!??!?
17 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
This probably has to be the most over-hyped,over-sold, and over-marketed Hindi movie in history. It was pathetic! No plot, No gripping story line and a big mish-mash of cool scenes from various action movies. Notable were the stolen plot lines from the series 24! I mean - drive below 50 and a bomb goes off? how old is that plot?! and then you have a maniac Canadian cop (with a dud-Indian accent) who decides to run a car-chase with his wife beside him.

Second, the ATC boss decides to jump off 100 feet off the edge of a building and land on a ledge perfectly while killing 4 terrorists mid-air. I though such effects only happened in 70's action movies where there were no computers to help! We waited in painful agony for the item number 'deedar de' - and when it came it was a disappointment. It had rough editing and flare flashes that could trigger off an epileptic fit in anyone! Cuts were so short that it didn't do any justice to the dancing prowess of the latino item girl! Gulshan Grover as a bin laden look-alike - how sad is that? It seems like the director was probably given the script as he was shooting and decided to improvise as he went along. I mean, did anyone notice the red subaru imprezza with a huge "ford mustang" sticker on it? SAD SAD SAD! and what was with that bad-hair-day cut with abisheks girlfriend (or was she just a cop?) Zayed Khan was just plain annoying - probably the only person that deserved credit was the Indian joe pesci from lethal weapon(see - didn't i tell you!) Buy the Audio CD - good tracks. Don't go anywhere near a theatre playing this flick. Its awful.
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