Chaos (I) (2005)
1/10
Lame, sad, pathetic, and insulting to horror fans
13 September 2005
I was not aware of the awfulness of this film when i first saw it. I love seeing horror(or slasher) flicks in theaters where you can sense the fear of the other audience members around you. I was aware this was going to be a remake of Last House on The Left and while i thought that was decent at best, i knew of its cult status and assumed a true fan of the horror genre might remake it and turn it in to something more.

Boy, was i disappointed. This film goes purely for shock and is extremely tasteless. Normally, i don't mind those two aspects in films as long as they can offer a little something else to redeem it. There is nothing redeemable here.

This film is as pleasant as rolling in excrement and then washing it off with four year old urine. I can't see anyone actually enjoying a film this bad. I won't describe anything because I know people will want to see this just because no one will ever enjoy it. Its like driving pass a car wreck, you got to look, its in our nature.

To sum this all up, let me just say, I would never recommend even to someone blind and deaf to see this. And if you really have a desire to see whats so bad about this movie, I implore you, don't waste your money on it. DOwnload it off the internet, steal it off someone's cable, make a friend rent it(When its available), or whatever.

It isn't even worth a dime you might find on the street on your way to the movies. You've been warned.
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