Texasville (1990)
1/10
Why is there no ZERO RATING FOR MOVIES LIKE THIS?
26 September 2005
I have seen this movie. It set a standard from which all crap movies will be measured. I can't sympathize with any of the characters. Everything seems a mishmash, a jumble agonizingly trying to wrestle it free from its asinine plot and hateful tediousness.

Jeff Bridges is perfect for this kind of crap. He with that asinine looks and gravity-loving fold around his eyes.

I felt relieved for all my transgressions. After watching this movie I think it has been punishment enough to atone for all my sins in the afterlife.

Sadly, there is no deserving afterlife for this movie and for all who are responsible for it.
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