Review of Zombiez

Zombiez (2005 Video)
1/10
horrid.. just horrid
24 October 2005
Warning: Spoilers
my lord... they are just crazy hood cannibals! not zombies!zombies cant: run, talk, drive, call names, tie people up, cough, run out of breath, give a speech about brotherhood and territory, taunt, know their names, laugh, pack a truck full of meat, or ask questions.

thumbs also down to: -i like how they just used the same set for everything(workplace, horror scene, home) -the guts are just either cooked sausages or chicken. -the script is repetitive -they used the amount of maybe 5 bottles of fake blood on the entire cast(way to splurge at Value Village during halloween) -the "already eaten" people are still alive -body parts reappear when cut off and eaten -the zombiez were sharpening sticks with knives! what the....why not use the knife? -plastic halloween butchers knives -when do zombies run and slit peoples throats?..with scythes! -i like how she rips a piece of her shirt off and it is already a ripped piece of white cloth when her shirt was brown -running boob shots -running bum shots -after being drenched in a river, her clothes are completely dry. and WHY IS THERE A GUY IN A CHICKEN SUIT?!?

the doctor is never going to be the next Ice Cube.

for a college movie.. it sucks. no where close to "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"

worst movie ever! i am very surprised that i was able to watch this. the cat even hated it.
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