3/10
What a Sad Wreck of a Movie
3 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Yes there are spoilers below, but that's presuming that it's possible to spoil something that's already rotten.

What a shame after three fine predecessors: a silly, pointless romp around a spaceship with bad actors reciting terrible lines in the midst of a plot that might have come from the pen of a seven year old. One of the stupidest moments was when the doctor puckered up his lips and presses them to the glass that separates him from the alien that is trying to figure out how to eat him. That kiss was just weird (I can't help but think this has something to do with the French Director: but then again I always suspect the French when I see weird things) And what, after 200 damn years they didn't know they had acid for blood? Sad is too fine a word for this shambles of a film: pathetic is closer to the mark.

I give it three for sets and cinematics, which were appropriately metallic and gloomy.

Don't waste your time.
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