2/10
Awful. Even 3-D couldn't save this flop.
12 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
The Amityville Horror was based on a true story, and it was only one story. There's not that many stories you can tell. I guess the producers of this trash thought different.

This movie tells the story of a reporter moving into the Amityville house after insisting the hauntings weren't real. Lo and behold, weird stuff starts happening. However, unlike the first movie, this movie relies heavily on violent deaths. The house even causes a woman to burn up in her car before she can get there. It's utterly ridiculous. The movie just gets even more goofy when paranormal investigators show up and demons start popping out of the basement floor and the house decides to implode on itself. The story is bad, the acting is bad, and it's not scary at all. It's actually funny.

This movie was 3-D in theatres, though not on DVD, and even the stuff that was in 3-D wasn't exciting. What was it? Tree branches and fisbees smacking into the camera lens.

2/10. The only good part is an appearance by a young Meg Ryan.
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