1/10
Absolutely horrifyingly bad-THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE?
9 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This is the worst horror movie ever made. It is so bad that you wish you could have cut the funds before it was made. It is a schoolbook example of how you shouldn't make a movie.

1. The plot is full of holes and question-marks. The writer thought it would be a good idea having a red painted naked young man walking about in a small village without a purpose, and an awful police force running around with shotguns in the forest trying to solve a mystery that doesn't make sense. 2. The cast is so terrible that you actually want to see them dead. 3. The music has a very important role in this movie - it takes over every scene! The composer thinks that because it is a horror movie, you need a "full orchestra psycho sound" to EVERY scene. 4. The bonus feature on the DVD is HILARIOUS! After you've watched the worst movie ever made, you get to see the cast and crew guide you through the failure of their movie making. Watch out for big laughs when the director explains the plot, and when some of the actors gets interviewed about the greatness of the director.

AND DON'T FORGET TO LEAN BACK AND KICK YOUR SHOES OFF AT THE END OF THE FILM AND EXPERIENCE THE WEIRDEST ENDING EVER!
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