It was moving day. Me & my roommates were looking for something to help us relax. We thought "hey a movie! Great idea" so we checked out the video store, and came across "Enter... Zombie King!", and who could resist that cover!? It was a) the worst movie I've ever seen and b) the best movie I've ever seen. Definitely NOT a waste of our $$. There are a couple lines in this flick that were just out-of-this world. (hilarious, or thoughtful?) "do you sell jerky?" "All seven kinds! ;)" Huh? What? What's that supposed to mean? Is that some kind of wrestling-world come-on that I don't get? "like an exclamation point running towards the end of a sentence" and last but not least, "there exists an absence in my existence". At that last, we could no longer contain ourselves. We were done. And now we need to buy a copy of Enter... Zombie King! so we can show everyone we know. Rating: 1 and 10 at the same time. So I guess I just picked 5.
Oh and I almost forgot! It's supposed to be winter (well, the "weird weather" phenomenon was never properly explained) and there's a fight scene intended to be in a snow drift or something, but it's obviously fake snow! Like it's a piece of cotton on the ground! Bahahahah! It's great when the dudes fighting kick it around by accident!
Oh and I almost forgot! It's supposed to be winter (well, the "weird weather" phenomenon was never properly explained) and there's a fight scene intended to be in a snow drift or something, but it's obviously fake snow! Like it's a piece of cotton on the ground! Bahahahah! It's great when the dudes fighting kick it around by accident!