Carnage Road (2000 Video)
2/10
What do you have to offer... I've got some candy
20 May 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Turn down the lights, turn up the volume ... those words send shivers down my spine because after hearing those you know Brain Damage Inc is going to show you one of the worst movies ever made. And Quiltface is no exception. Basic plot - 4 college students go off into the desert inhabited by someone who didn't spend enough on his Halloween mask and is very upset with it's quality. Because of that he just stands in the desert and lets the kids walk by, trip, and the movie gets to perform its one and only special effect - the cleaver buried into flesh gag. Oh the good news, if you can stomach this movie long enough you get to watch Quiltface do a happy dance after one of these cleaving. Add in Hillbilly Jim (complete with his free energy machine)and some Diggery-doo and mouth harp music and this movie is just absolutely ridiculous. The worst part is just when you cheer for Quiltface knocking off the supposed stud who bawls like a baby - the movie goes on and you get to enjoy Richard's blubbering for more of this movie while he continues to wander aimlessly into the desert.

With the possible (slim chance) exception of Dead 7 - my advice is to avoid anything from Brain Damage, and Carnage/Quiltface is the perfect example why.
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