This movie is a piece of crap. You should never watch this movie... it is terrible... sure I laughed at it, but I don't think i could sit through it again... and the amounts of alcohol I'd need to consume to truly enjoy this cinematic abortion would be way too hazardous to my health...
Now admittedly if I read a review like this I'd rush out and get the film cuz I'd just have to see it for myself... but I warn you... this movie has zero redeeming value. My buddy Frank and I figured that this film probably took about 2-3 days to film, and maybe another week tops to finish up post-production... that this film got picked up by Lions Gate (!) and got a official MPAA rating is a complete travesty! I once made a poorly written/spoken/filmed/acted Spanish language film for a high-school Spanish class.... and that movie was far more entertaining that this pile of feces! I cannot fathom that this movie was even made...
Okay, so Zombiez (pronounced like you'd pronounce "boyz") is an African-American "zombie" film... in a nut-shell here's the "plot".... girl runs into zombies at her workplace... girl goes home... zombies show up and kidnap her husband while she hides behind the curtains... girl stupidly goes back to workplace... girl get's caught.... girl runs away from workplace... girl runs through the woods... girl avoids zombiez.... girl causes horrible car accident... girl climbs some big rocks... girl makes molotov cocktail using bottle of chianti.... girl stupidly returns to workplace again!.... girl fails to save her stupid ass husband... girl kills off remaining zombiez....
This movie sucks so bad. The zombiez are just regular looking people that talk and laugh. Yet somehow they're zombies... they kinda walk hunched over sometimes... and they DO eat the innards of humans... but that would just make them poorly postured cannibals... The acting is shitty, the effects are shitty, the plot is shitty, the dialog is shitty... this movie blows.
Don't see this movie... it's not funny... yeah I laughed when I saw it... but afterwards I felt kinda hollow inside... like I'd just lost a piece of my soul that I'd never get back....
I hate this movie.
Now admittedly if I read a review like this I'd rush out and get the film cuz I'd just have to see it for myself... but I warn you... this movie has zero redeeming value. My buddy Frank and I figured that this film probably took about 2-3 days to film, and maybe another week tops to finish up post-production... that this film got picked up by Lions Gate (!) and got a official MPAA rating is a complete travesty! I once made a poorly written/spoken/filmed/acted Spanish language film for a high-school Spanish class.... and that movie was far more entertaining that this pile of feces! I cannot fathom that this movie was even made...
Okay, so Zombiez (pronounced like you'd pronounce "boyz") is an African-American "zombie" film... in a nut-shell here's the "plot".... girl runs into zombies at her workplace... girl goes home... zombies show up and kidnap her husband while she hides behind the curtains... girl stupidly goes back to workplace... girl get's caught.... girl runs away from workplace... girl runs through the woods... girl avoids zombiez.... girl causes horrible car accident... girl climbs some big rocks... girl makes molotov cocktail using bottle of chianti.... girl stupidly returns to workplace again!.... girl fails to save her stupid ass husband... girl kills off remaining zombiez....
This movie sucks so bad. The zombiez are just regular looking people that talk and laugh. Yet somehow they're zombies... they kinda walk hunched over sometimes... and they DO eat the innards of humans... but that would just make them poorly postured cannibals... The acting is shitty, the effects are shitty, the plot is shitty, the dialog is shitty... this movie blows.
Don't see this movie... it's not funny... yeah I laughed when I saw it... but afterwards I felt kinda hollow inside... like I'd just lost a piece of my soul that I'd never get back....
I hate this movie.