The Uninvited (1996 TV Movie)
1/10
Impressively Wretched.
4 July 2006
Warning: Spoilers
The best performance in this movie is turned in by the possessed garden hose. But it's the unexplained appearance of a watery vortex in the basement that really seals the deal on this unintentionally hilarious crapfest.

I hope Beau Bridges and Sharon Lawrence were able to pay a lot of bills off after making this movie, because it sure wasn't about the "art". I've read better dialogue on bathroom stalls.

A few highlights:

Note the psychic who does nothing throughout most of the movie except point out the obvious and creep people out when they first meet her. Also note that the 80 year old woman who was half out of her mind had the cajones to stand up to the malevolent specter, but not the psychic.

Wh does every little boy in film from age 3-6 have that same bowl haircut. Do they all have the same stylist? Is it a SAG thing, something in the contract for all boys that age?

Finally, watch for the rotary pay phone in the hospital. I thought this movie was made in 1996, not 1946.
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