Review of Seven Mummies

Seven Mummies (2006)
1/10
do support low budget movies... but this stinks
17 August 2006
All I would like to say is better job next time. This movie will probably act as a spring-board for all involved but honestly it is flawed in nearly every aspect.

Not to write any spoilers, although talking over the flaws would give some of the story away. So I'll just write the 6 biggest flaws:

1. Title sequence: this goes on for a very long time. Bored me to tears. 2. Sound: most if not all dialogue is inaudible. At times the music tends to totally obstruct everything. 3. Ghost Town: characters are totally unquestioning of their new setting, treating 18th century sheriffs as modern day police. 4. Romance: the two escaping heroes appear to be romantically connected but this is never pursued. 5. Ending: final ending making no sense. 6. Acting: Indian man laughing... if you watch this be prepared for irritation.

The camera quality is very poor, but this is a low budget movie so that is be expected. Lot's of blurring or high frame-rates.

Some of the gore is actually well done, however one scene shows blood coming from a gunshot wound to the foot, the blood is far too thin and even has a froth.

In general avoid, but if you are into seeing others low budget work, certainly one for inspiration.
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