Review of Zombiez

Zombiez (2005 Video)
1/10
Movie is Absolute Garbage, Don't Even Rent It!
4 September 2006
This Movie is a total waste of time. I don't know how I even sat through it. I am a big fan of zombie movies and try to watch as many as I can. I love George Romero, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci. I also enjoy the comedy zombie movies like "Shaun of the Dead" and "Redneck Zombies". This movie has nothing to offer, its not scary nor comical at all. The special effects are terrible. The acting is the worst. The blood looks like purple kool aid. The so called explosion when the girl kills the 3 zombies in the woods is just a little bit of smoke. The knives and meat cleavers look plastic. They only show little chunks of intestines. I don't even remember the so called zombies eating any flesh, they just squish it in their hands and laugh. By the way the zombies are not walking dead just guys who run around with meat cleavers and kill people for their flesh. The only funny part at all was when one of the cannibals questions the boss cannibal on what the name of the operation is going to be called. The movie really makes no sense at all. Avoid this stinker at all costs.
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