Open Water (2003)
1/10
Trailers lie and people just love to be fooled
3 October 2006
I think the lie in the trailer for Open Water speaks for itself, this is a bit about being fooled:

People that tell u that this movie is suspenseful should be informed of the web-address of wikipedia.org where can be learned that suspense has something to do with 'uncertainty' and 'interest' in the outcome of something. Two nouns that certainly don't come to mind when u try to watch this movie.

People that like to promote the idea that this movie extends beyond the realm of a thriller and in fact deals with highly emotional and psychological aspects of the human mind have probably never met an actual person in real life.

People that led u to believe that this movie contained good acting, are probably the same persons that claim to have been kidnapped by aliens which allowed them to finally meet their real parents on planet KzOrp.

Taglines that claim this turkey ranks with the classic 'Jaws' have probably been written by someone who gets paid to lie on a frequent basis.

People that tell u that this movie was flawed on account of a large list of entertainment aspects but still give it a 7, should consider taking up a refreshment course in math.

And finally, people that have written over a hundred comments on this site and feel they can marvel at their own significance by trying to write something really positive about something really bad, should probably take up another hobby.

Agent Smith: "You're empty"

Mr Anderson: "So are u.."
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