Review of Zoya

Zoya (1995 TV Movie)
1/10
Blech
10 November 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Hated it. I can offer no good comments about this. We wanted to watch it because we're fans of Sam West. In the biggest slight an actor can face, his voice is dubbed out in a horrid Australian-New Jersey-Sean Bean kind of voice. Understandably, West's voice is not stereotypically Russian but then why cast him? So reminiscent of the "Paging Mr. Herman" scene from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

In addition, can we talk about Melissa Gilbert being the worst person cast as a Russian noble-turned ballet dancer? She is far too busty and too old for this role.

Worthless piece of tripe.

The dog is cute. That is the only thing that can be said for this, God help me I've run out of adjectives that mean bad.
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