Finally! A film about the most over-hyped and under-whelming group of whores ever assembled!!! This movie is a MUST-BUY for anyone who got plastered, got pierced and tattooed, and wonders if anyone will ever take them seriously as a person after their all-too-brief adolescence is over.
The answer for all you gutter-trash, self-mutilated, wanna-be Elviras is this: You can always do cheesy strip teases and soft-core porn!!!
As a man, I'm thrilled to see hot young girls get naked and shake their asses for me. And it's true that some of these girls look like they'd be a lot of fun if I made sure to bring a lot of condoms along to prevent disease. But the culturally deprived idiots who think this is somehow more "artistic" simply because these girls have parental anger issues and are due for some major plastic surgeon bills in about 10 years can go stuff their hype up whatever stud-encrusted orifice they'd like.
Suicide girls is just a marketing gimmick for the same old cheap smut.
Playboy, it is not.
Second-rate wanking material is more like it.
I might get this for my 13-year-old cousin. He'll love it.
The answer for all you gutter-trash, self-mutilated, wanna-be Elviras is this: You can always do cheesy strip teases and soft-core porn!!!
As a man, I'm thrilled to see hot young girls get naked and shake their asses for me. And it's true that some of these girls look like they'd be a lot of fun if I made sure to bring a lot of condoms along to prevent disease. But the culturally deprived idiots who think this is somehow more "artistic" simply because these girls have parental anger issues and are due for some major plastic surgeon bills in about 10 years can go stuff their hype up whatever stud-encrusted orifice they'd like.
Suicide girls is just a marketing gimmick for the same old cheap smut.
Playboy, it is not.
Second-rate wanking material is more like it.
I might get this for my 13-year-old cousin. He'll love it.