Vampire Assassin (2005 Video)
7/10
If you want vampire action, i know where to get it--this movie is where to get it (vampire action)
20 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
My popular friends told me to watch this movie so I went to Hollywood Video and rented it with my Social Security Check. Medicare.

Wesley Snipes was really good in this movie--he displayed a lot of emotion and I enjoyed his moustache (my neighbors probably though I enjoyed it a little too much after I burned their yard with fire?). But I digress.

I am a big vampire and zombie fan. This movie had vampire zombies and they were good at dancing. If I could figure out how to get my legs to work again, I would certainly like to dance (did you guys see that knife?!).

I hear there are 2 more of these movies but I don't think Hollywood Video carries them at the moment. I would really like to know how Wesley Snipes lives out the rest of his life, and if he will ever see his father in the production room again. I identified with almost every major and non-major character in this film. Especially that part when the old ninja master was at the computer--that is like my own life incarnate.

I just just...never mind.

Chris Mulkey may have seen this movie?? For that reason alone, I give this movie 8 stars out of 10. Thanks Medicare.
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