Clockmaker (1998 TV Movie)
1/10
This is so crap it makes me want to throw up.
11 April 2007
I was flicking through the channels when I found this. Not knowing what to expect I decided to watch a little bit of it. It was half way through and I didn't know what the hell was going on.

It's one of those typical things where the children wear bad 90's clothes and one of them's fat and stupid and is always hungry. The plot is unoriginal and has been used countless times before. What really annoyed me, for some reason, was the music. I don't know why but it really got on my nerves. And what was the point of that weird place where the women wore blue nun head thingies, and one of the women sounded like she was constipated?

This film is so crap it's worse than someone who'd had very bad diarrhoea. No one watch this filth.
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