Rapa Nui (1994)
2/10
Grade B All The Way
4 May 2007
I had two actors in here I usually enjoy watching: Jason Scott Lee ("Map of the Human Heart") and Sandrine Holt ("Black Robe"). It had also had beautiful Easter Island scenery and it had a bunch of pretty half-naked women.

What's not to like? Well, the stupid story, for one thing.

The dialog was straight out of a Grade B flick, and that's being generous. The characters also were totally unbelievable, thanks to the terrible dialog and fake accents. I couldn't enjoy the beautiful Holt because she was sent to a cave early on and wasn't seen again until near the end of the film.

How people, including one of the few national film critics I like - Michael Medved - could rave about this film is totally mind-boggling. It was horrible.
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