I'm going to write this review in a using a new form that I've invented, known as process of watchability. I'm going to single-handedly point out every reason why it is impossible to not watch this movie. Are you a man? Do you like people getting kicked in the face? Do you like Van Damme? Do you like watching him punch a Scottish guy in the privates in front of a crowd of bloodthirsty yuppie scum? What about avenging your brothers death by participating in a series of streetfights, eventually earning the love and respect of your sister in law? Telling the French Foreign Legion where they can go stuff it? Hot rich ladies with early 90's haircuts? Lets be serious here folks, what is in this film that makes it unwatchable? Van Damme (also a co-writer) is actually given a REASON for his Belgian accent, he does Van Damme kicks on a lot of people, and avenges his brothers murder. Perfection, sublime.
Review of Lionheart
