Take 2 major stars and actors,give them a corny script,pretend you're dealing with existential philosophy,then take the characters on a caricature tour around the world,invading the screen with postcard backgrounds,go from corny to disgustingly melodramatic within 2 hours and then end it with a symbolic 8-th grade level finale.
Also,take life issues and depict them in a cartoonish manner and make sure you do it so basic that even a retard would get it. Write wooden dialog and make 2 otherwise excellent actors use their mannerisms to the full,in order to make up for a weak and unrealistic script.
Then,create 1-2-3-4 predictable scenes,and use one-dimensional characters,in order not to confuse the audience(God forbid)with "too much" human complexity. We want to keep our wives loving,our children cute and innocent,our old men cranky and grumpy yet good-natured and lovable.
So after all that,what do you get? CRAP.
Also,take life issues and depict them in a cartoonish manner and make sure you do it so basic that even a retard would get it. Write wooden dialog and make 2 otherwise excellent actors use their mannerisms to the full,in order to make up for a weak and unrealistic script.
Then,create 1-2-3-4 predictable scenes,and use one-dimensional characters,in order not to confuse the audience(God forbid)with "too much" human complexity. We want to keep our wives loving,our children cute and innocent,our old men cranky and grumpy yet good-natured and lovable.
So after all that,what do you get? CRAP.