The Thirst had all the ingredients for a sexy, funny, and gory spoof. But, it misses on all counts. It's more like a lame haunted house. You can't wait to get through to the end. My impression is that Jeremy Sisto enjoys supporting low-budget and/or independent work. He's known for dark, tormented characters, but with a twisted wink-wink at not taking them too seriously. Most of what he does is interesting and creative, like the lovable "May." I wouldn't assume what his motivation for doing this character was. He seems to be trying to act as poorly as he can. The main character in the film is the blood, but the effects were obviously done as a 10th grade drama class project. Actually, I take that back. Some of those kids really put a lot of work into their product.
Review of The Thirst
