Lava Storm (2008 TV Movie)
1/10
Even my 13 yr old niece could see massive plot holes!
12 April 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I don't usually comment, but this one outdid itself for ignorance. SPOILERS:

1. tying a tourniquet below a wound doesn't make sense... even for the untrained person, any idiot knows that wounds need to have the flow of blood staunched. 2. how people can get their feet stuck when their body has managed go through a tunnel is beyond me. 3. best idea ever... blow up a dam with your son standing at the bottom of it...

This movie is pathetic in everything it attempts to do... it won't bring families closer together, no one in their right mind would hand an avalanche bazooka to a teenager with a chip on their shoulder, and 4 shells when you mess up two means that there is a lot of Hollywood fairy dust sprinkled liberally to make it split "just so"

so let me get this straight... these are the last 5 people on earth? if so, it's a sad, strange, lonely world.

when a 13 yr old says "oh come on" you know it's pretty bad.
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