Grizzly Park (2008)
1/10
There is hope for me after all.
27 May 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Being as it may I'm writing my own script, and of course I've never been to film school and I can't go because I require a grade 12 certificate which I don't have thanks to an entire staff of a**hole teachers, so when I saw GRIZZLY PARK and noted that it was produced by people that did go to film school, I actually gained a little more confidence, just because this movie sucked, its probably the most idiotic film I have ever seen.

Apparently you have a serial killer thrown into the mix that is so useless during a bear attack, of course not a lot of people know what to do to avoid a bear attack, but this moron kneels down in front of bear's face pulls out a knife and utters the words "I'm gonna stick you" all the while this bear always stands in front of his potential victims and roars and makes funny faces, if the bear had any lines in the film it probably be something like "roar roar look I'm scary, roar roar do I have something in my teeth?" to add to the stupidity of this film, at the very end a news reporter states that the escaped serial killer murdered the group and made it look like a bear attack, how the hell do you murder someone and make it look like a bear attack? Before you know it serial killers will be able to murder people on the top floor of a ten story building and make it look like a shark attack, people should stop watching these types of films, it'll give them ideas.

This film might be considered dumb fun, dumb it is, fun it is not, a film which is part of the SCI-FI channel's man eaters series called GRIZZLY RAGE is way better than this, its not a masterpiece but its better.
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