There's no doubt about it, this is one messed up skin flick. Geriatric tag-team action, dick-faced mountain men, necrophilia, and even some creative genital monsters. If you're looking for something to put on to really spice up your love-life, then this is for you.
The story is basically about three dumb sluts going to a rave only to be side-tracked so they can score some drugs. Well the side-tracking obviously turns into a lot of bizarre sex, which eventually starts with two old drug-dealin geezers making our lead lady get flipped and banged in a whole slew of positions. But what made the scene stand-out is that the old farts were just twenty-something dressed in silly old-man make-up. And to top it off, they were constantly talking like old men and saying old men lines like referring to the girls' snatch: they don't make'em like they used to. And surprisingly it worked for a few solid chuckles.
Unfortunately for this jerk, the movie slowly began to lose it's charm after the old men sequence and by the end I was just wondering when it'd end or if they were going to introduce a new chick to the party. You'd think a dick-faced mountain man will be an life-changing sight, right? Nah, it was just quick eye-raiser which after 15 mins of silly fake penis banging, got pretty old pretty fast. And in my opinion the situations just kept on getting less and less fun to watch.
With creative ideas like the ones mentioned above, the movie sounds like a fantastic time-waster. But like I said, tended to grow tiresome. For myself one of the biggest things here was the level of sluttiness these chicks displayed. These girls were total whores. Especially the lead, who seemed she'd be gung-ho for anything thrown at her. So, if you like your porn stars loose as a goose and looking like high school drop outs, then this is for you. But if you like your porn with maybe a tad less beef curtains, maybe think twice. But I don't think that'll be your deciding factor, since there are some truly whacky things going down here. It had the creativity and the gusto, but it just didn't have that extra special ingredient to make it totally worthwhile.
The story is basically about three dumb sluts going to a rave only to be side-tracked so they can score some drugs. Well the side-tracking obviously turns into a lot of bizarre sex, which eventually starts with two old drug-dealin geezers making our lead lady get flipped and banged in a whole slew of positions. But what made the scene stand-out is that the old farts were just twenty-something dressed in silly old-man make-up. And to top it off, they were constantly talking like old men and saying old men lines like referring to the girls' snatch: they don't make'em like they used to. And surprisingly it worked for a few solid chuckles.
Unfortunately for this jerk, the movie slowly began to lose it's charm after the old men sequence and by the end I was just wondering when it'd end or if they were going to introduce a new chick to the party. You'd think a dick-faced mountain man will be an life-changing sight, right? Nah, it was just quick eye-raiser which after 15 mins of silly fake penis banging, got pretty old pretty fast. And in my opinion the situations just kept on getting less and less fun to watch.
With creative ideas like the ones mentioned above, the movie sounds like a fantastic time-waster. But like I said, tended to grow tiresome. For myself one of the biggest things here was the level of sluttiness these chicks displayed. These girls were total whores. Especially the lead, who seemed she'd be gung-ho for anything thrown at her. So, if you like your porn stars loose as a goose and looking like high school drop outs, then this is for you. But if you like your porn with maybe a tad less beef curtains, maybe think twice. But I don't think that'll be your deciding factor, since there are some truly whacky things going down here. It had the creativity and the gusto, but it just didn't have that extra special ingredient to make it totally worthwhile.