De Dana Dan (2009)
1/10
Calling it a mess is like being too lenient
30 November 2009
Wow, such a positive reaction from fans wasn't expected by me. Time for some serious bashing! Firstly, I went to see this flick only to cut gym session and oh boy was I wrong to do that! This movie is one of the worst and the most horrific I have ever seen in the sixteen short years of my life!

The whole movie is superficial and one-dimensional. Characters just enter and ext, without having much utility in the film. And on top of it, it was a comedy! I did not even smile or even give a forced laughter during the entire course of the film. Here are the reasons why:

1) Confusing plot: Plot, oh sorry, I meant mess. Rubbish. Disaster. Catastrophe. Doomsday. Worst story ever. Flat script. Lots of chases. No coherent story. Songs are inserted anywhere ( "Paisa Paisa" songs had such a disastrous and silly timing)

2) Length: In this movie, one hour felt like four. Plus a confusing plot. Plus songs. Plus loud, obnoxious acting. Equals misery.

3) Dreadful acting: None will be spared here. Paresh Raxal was loud literally so were all the other characters. Sameera Reddy and Kaif were useless and unnecessary. Akshay Kumar, I think, wants his career to diminish completely. Everyone talks so loud that I had to cover my ears on certain occasions. Especially Archana Puran Singh. Maybe they were competing in "Who will be the loudest in order to burst the ear-drums of the audience?" contest or something.

4) Everything: Since I cannot think of anything that was good in the film, I can't neglect this point.

No guesses on this, a straight 1 out of 10 or probably 20 from me.
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