Review of Jet Attack

Jet Attack (1958)
4/10
He will answer in words that I understand!
23 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
**SPOILERS** Voted back in 1978 as one of the 50 worst movies of all times "Jet Attack" doesn't let its audience of bad movie aficionados down in living up to its well deserved title. The utterly ridicules plot has USAF top gun Capt. Tom Arnett, John Agar, and his assistant Let.Claiborne, Gregory Wallcott, together with radioman Chick "Meathead" Lane, Nicky Blair, dropped behind North Korean/Red Chinese lines to rescue top US electronic expert Dean Olmstead, Joseph Hamilton. It was Olmstead who got lost in his observation plane and ended up getting shot down when he strayed over enemy lines.

Landing in the middle of a North Korean ambush the boys are rescued by a group of friendly South Korean guerrillas lead by the fearless Capt. Chon, Victor Sen Yung, who takes them to his secret hideout deep in the Korean woods. It at the hideout that we get to meet an old flame of Capt. Arnett Soviet nurse Tanya Nikova, Audrey Totter, who's secretly working for the US as a spy. It's also there that Meathead who seems to be, with his unintelligible beatnik-like rambling, on some kind of very strong and exotic weed gets to meet the sexy Korean hula dancer Muju, Stalla Lynn. Muju not only gets Meathead distracted with her hot and sexy dance number but unable to keep on message, or mission, in rescuing Olmstead from the North Koreas. The Commies have the critically injured Olmstead hidden in a secret MASH-like military hospital deep behind their front-lines. It's feared by the US military bass that if Olmstead is made to talk by his North Korean captors he'll reveal the secret that he discovered about radio waves, in tracking attacking aircraft, that will in effect give the Commies, North Korean & Red Chinese, the edge in winning the now stalemated Korean War!

Finally with the help of Tanya the boys find where the Commies are holding Olmstead and after a wild gun battle make it to a North Korean military air field. It's there that their to be rescued by helicopter by Capt. Arnett's good friend Let. Sandy Wilkinson, James Dobson. In another wild shootout with the North Koreans Sandy's copter is shot down, with him badly wounded, thus having both Sandy and Cap. Arnett together with the stretcher bound Olmstead make their escape on two hijacked North Korean MIGS!

***SPOILERS*** Having no trouble at all in operating the very difficult MIGS, whom both Capt. Arnett and Let. Sandy Wilkinson never flew before, The captain and his passenger Dean Olmstead easily make it back to base-with the exception of Sandy who died ramming an attacking Commie MIG-despite not having on pilot helmets or oxygen masks that are a must in being able to successfully and safely operate the fighter planes!
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