Review of Alice in Wonderland

Huh. OK, where from should I start?! Maybe to explain what was good, because the list is shorter than what was bad. Visually, this was one of better movies I've seen lately: colorful, great imagination (hm, I mean the combination of an "old" Alice and several other Burton's movies), and astonishing effects (although I haven't seen it in 3D, the effort is quite visible). Helena Bonham Carter was giving her best, and that's so obvious in every second she spent on screen. Both rabbits were great, and so were cards and other supporting characters. And now, back to reality. Johnny Depp was AWFUL! And I'm one of his biggest fans. So is with Tim Burton - almost every other work was great, there were several lame movies, but he's definitely one of my favorite directors. At least, he was. How is it possible to make such a crappy movie from the story as extraordinary as Alice in Wonderland is?! Well, easy: if the dialogs are lame, plot line does not exist and you are so much in love with yourself you think of you as the mastermind of all fictional movies that could not possibly make some mistake and any frigging crap you role in shiny paper would make some money. Well, NOT! And, holy cabbage, what was that sh*t with that dance?!?! I don't wanna know what would he do with the Adams Family.