Just when I thought they wouldn't get any lower. After subjecting myself to that nadir known as Carry on England, I was hoping this would be better. Alas... this was just as worse as England, in short it is awful. The only redeeming quality was the song, and when that is the only redeeming quality you know there is something wrong. The direction is lacklustre, the jokes are terrible and poorly timed, the gags don't work, the story is naff, the pacing is messy, the sets look cheap and the acting doesn't cut the mustard. Kenneth Connor is bland and if Kenneth Williams hadn't had that dreadfully cheesy accent he may have raised this movie to a 2 but no...what a waste of a great actor. And how Joan Sims got dragged into this, I shall never know, she looks so embarrassed. Overall, awful and if you haven't seen it, I would recommend you keep it like that, because if you like Carry On like I do, you may find this movie's a disgrace to the series. 1/10 Bethany Cox