1/10
Awful. Just awful.
27 July 2010
I'm a fan of alternative movies, particularly ones that don't prescribe to the usual Hollywood formula, so I was looking forward to this film. I was, however, sorely disappointed. It may look all nice and alternative with it's surrealistic backdrops but really... who cares when the content is sub-A-level-English drivel.

Dull plot. Stilted dialogue. Wooden acting. Stereotypical characters who you couldn't care less about. Not to mention shots copied directly from Being John Malkovich.

Worst of all it was obvious that the film-makers were trying to be all 'shocking'. One scene shows a man drinking milk from a dog. The scene lingers and lingers, waiting for some kind of laugh from an imagined audience. It was just painful to watch.

Without a doubt one of the worst films I've seen in my life. Come back when you've learnt how to make a real film.
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