....This flick offers NOTHING. Channing Tatum is beyond laughable. I enjoy bad actors/actresses. But, CT is just.......well, BAD. He offers all the range of my dog when I...nevermind, my dog is better.
And the plot...are you kidding me?
Hang on, let's get a few things straight here, shall we? My name is HTownSteve, and I LOVE bad movies. The worse, the better! 1. Cool as Ice (Vanilla Ice) numero UNO 2. Meteorites! (Tom Wopat) Nuff Said 3. Monsturd.
That being said, GIJOe is an unwatchable, insipid, boring, juvenile, overdone, idiotic, fatuous, moronic, imbecilic, asinine POS ever made. To call it retarded would be an insult to retards, errr....I mean "mentally challenged".
At first I thought, "Maybe this garbage was catered for those unfortunate souls with ADD." I then realized, "Hey, HTSteve, YOU have ADHD, and yer typing about how lame this is, instead of finishing watching it."
In summation, I woulda gave this movie a 2, but Channing Tatum is quite possibly the worst actor in the history of the MFing GLOBE.
peace.
And the plot...are you kidding me?
Hang on, let's get a few things straight here, shall we? My name is HTownSteve, and I LOVE bad movies. The worse, the better! 1. Cool as Ice (Vanilla Ice) numero UNO 2. Meteorites! (Tom Wopat) Nuff Said 3. Monsturd.
That being said, GIJOe is an unwatchable, insipid, boring, juvenile, overdone, idiotic, fatuous, moronic, imbecilic, asinine POS ever made. To call it retarded would be an insult to retards, errr....I mean "mentally challenged".
At first I thought, "Maybe this garbage was catered for those unfortunate souls with ADD." I then realized, "Hey, HTSteve, YOU have ADHD, and yer typing about how lame this is, instead of finishing watching it."
In summation, I woulda gave this movie a 2, but Channing Tatum is quite possibly the worst actor in the history of the MFing GLOBE.
peace.