John Leslie is cast perfectly in the Humphrey Bogart part of tough and fast talking Sam Spade to spoof the Maltese Falcon. The private eye is enlisted by Seka after a hot screw session in her living room to help her locate the Maltese Dildo. His blonde heat is generated by museum curator Rene Lovins (an unforgettable oral job) and his secretary Gina Carrera who is always ready to water the plants and hop on him at the sofa. Jon Martin plays the assistant to the heavy Sydney Greenstreet imitator. His attempts to follow Leslie are foiled by two knock-out beautiful girls who both want him. But alas, a surprise is waiting for our gumshoe in his quest to locate the treasured object, a gorgeous femme fatale who isn't even blonde.
