Boring and pointless, Dennis Quaid is only good for his unbelievable dialogue. His random freak outs are laughable, but not from a fun, campy movie-watching laugh-fest. Inner laughter. The kind where your brain is trying to tell your body to get up off the couch and turn the damn movie off! The story is the definition of 'contrived plot'. The movie didn't even last 30 minutes before the 'Enemies' were best friends, laughing and teasing, learning each other's language. I was bamboozled! There's no "Enemy" at all! Wait, maybe the "Enemy" is the side that you're on! WOAH! I usually only give 3s to movies that I didn't like but could tolerate. This is more of a faux-3, as I made it through, but shouldn't have in all the right circumstances. Don't waste your time with this one!
Review of Enemy Mine
